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To who it may concern

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You mock me for enforcing grammar rules.

You taunt my hatred of people who use the wrong "your/you're".

You laugh when a cupcake feels my burning wrath.

I ask you one question: "Why?"

Is it an wish of yours to make me cave to your wills and wishes?

Needless to say, this redundancy is redundant, but how come you done this?

You have to understand that everyone and his mother, in my humble opinion, seem to make a conscious effort to push the envelope when they break grammar rules and I am sick and tired of it.

I can not understand why you all don't find following the rules of grammar to be more preferable, or more funner, at least.

I simply enforce them fore purposes of comprehension. I do hope that tow truck won't be towing that line away before you can toe it. Or that there isn't really any hair in the brain of that hare-brained fellow over there holding a handsfull of rock's. Wait, what belongs to the rocks? Never mind. It's time I've shown you my exemplaries: e.g., what would happen if noone followed alot of grammar rules.

First of all, the obvious structure. If like my arranged I sentences this, you would think I am mucho baka. You would be perfectly correct. That, and/or I am completely and totally looney tunes. Anyways...

There's plenty of reasons for my passionate rage, like translating into different languages, distinguishing between formal and informal writing, and so on and so forth, ad nauseam, *mutter*...

I hope your not bored of this. While this bit of writing was rushed, its a forgivable crime, is it not? Now I leave you with one old maxim: up yours.
Anyone who knows me well enough also knows that I am a terrible grammar Nazi. This was written in response to another poem like this, which was actually made to piss me off.
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FalchionPen's avatar
...that poor cupcake. O________O

Hello. Tis I, a random Freshman from Creative Writing club and That Person Who Waves at You in Hallways. Man, I had no idea so many of you guys were on DA! Katherine's on here, too, but you probably knew that. She's Myuumay1995, in case you didn't.

Well, just thought I'd visit your gallery for a bit. Bye~